And so it starts with simple justifications. Simple stating of basic facts as you talk yourself into it.

1. I live alone and therefore had to prioritize security which is why I
2. Live in a semi-detached flat that
3. Does not have its own backyard and anyway
4. The same would be too small for a dog
5. They are conveniently small themselves,
6. Self-grooming,
7. Languid creatures by nature and will
8. Not disturb my neighbours
9. But will keep the rats away
10. I won’t get too emotionally attached
11. But something to take care of would be nice.

This my friends is how you end up a cat lady.