The Cat Lady

And so it starts with simple justifications. Simple stating of basic facts as you talk yourself into it.


  1. I live alone and therefore had to prioritize security which is why I
  2. Live in a semi-detached flat that
  3. Does not have its own backyard and anyway
  4. The same would be too small for a dog
  5. They are conveniently small themselves,
  6. Self-grooming,
  7. Languid creatures by nature and will
  8. Not disturb my neighbours
  9. But will keep the rats away
  10. I won’t get too emotionally attached
  11. But something to take care of would be nice.

This my friends is how you end up a cat lady.

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